Saturday, January 3, 2009

The Oldest Profession

I love hearing a joke, but I usually ruin it
when I try to retell it. Be warned!

A masoner, a carpenter and an electrician
were arguing whose profession was the
oldest.
Well, said the masoner, it must be mine,
because when they built the pyramids, the
pyramids must have been built by masoners.

No, said the carpenter, it must be my
profession, because when Noah built his Ark,
it was clearly built by carpenters.

I beg to differ, said the electrician, it is my
profession that is the oldest. When God
said: Let there be light, our guys already
had the system installed and ready.

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